Right now, my little french poodle is begging me for some food. And I act like I don't understand what she wants, and she starts acting desperate. Funny...

I keep telling my mom that we can make a fortune out of my little french poodle. I'm talking about sending a video to America's Funniest Videos. I have tons of ideas, she does a lot of weird and fun stuff.

I know that many dogs do different and funny things, but isn't it funny to look at and worth some money? Here's my list:

• Stealing tortillas from the table. Believe me, she does it. And the funny thing is that she only does it when she thinks nobody is seeing her. But I do see her...and then I see her with the tortilla and she escapes to eat it upstairs.
  

• Responding to the words "the cat" "the dog" "look" "let's go".When someone says "look the cat", she starts barking and looking for the cat everywhere, the same thing happens when someone says "look the dog", or sometimes just saying "look" makes her crazy. And when we say "let's go", she wants to go there too, and starts being annoying about that. I often use these words when I want her to be with me or to come with me, she doesn't like me or obey me a lot. So I have to cheat a little, it only works for a moment, though. Then she notices that there's no cat, and no dog, and she leaves.
  

• Hiding her own ball under the covers of the bed and then looking for it. Yes, the bed ends up being a mess. And her little game is fun to look at. It's like playing hide and seek by yourself...it's stupid.
  

• Sitting just when there's food involved, yeah, I kind of taught her to seat down, but now she only does it to get food. If there's no food there's no show. I think we have that in common.
  

• Digging on the floor. Yeah I don't know what's that about. My mom says she wants to make a nest or something. But, you know, the floor is still there, no nest.
  

• Hiding in the most weird small places, and in the dusty ones, I have to say. I don't understand this behavior, but I have noticed that she loves small places. Maybe it has to do with the "nest thing".
  

• Trying to catch flies, I bet many dogs do this.
  

• Steals, and unwraps candy. I know that she's a professional thief at home, but the "unwrapping thing"? That is what I call amazing talent.

Aren't dogs lovely? Especially when they do things with no training. But don't forget that they can embarrass you, bite you, bark at you, pee on you, throw up on you, eat your homework and many other things.

But it's all worth it. =)


XoXo
Gaby